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ceph

Short for "cephalopod". Means a person who is soft, slimy, and often less intelligent than your average person.
Brian is such a ceph. He can't even spell his own name! But he can open jars with ease.
by Jongre April 26, 2021
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Cephalo

In tecnical terms.. it is the scientific definition for "Head"... hence it is also used to ask a stupid slut to suck you off....
by Steve July 26, 2004
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cepterface

A woman whose intensely alluring physical attractiveness, when moving upward from her feet to her head, stops abruptly just below her face. Indeed, a cepterface would be much better off to wear a brown paper bag over her head and thus accentuate the mind-boggling features of her chest.
"Dude, did you see that chick over there? She was completely stacked, but her face just turned me away!"
"Yeah man, I know! She was like a total cepterface!"
by Joseph Finklestein June 17, 2008
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cephus

a great guy with a even greater Dick ,cephus is the type of man that every girl wants to fuck
damn that guy is so a cephus ,just look at all the girls he fucks
by make it rain May 27, 2016
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Cepada

A man who taught at Franklin High School '09-'10, but really only in 2010 because he got surgery after the FIRST WEEK OF SCHOOL!
He is known to be very anal, wanting everything neat and perfect. He will call you out if you're "looking sloppy ghetto" if your work is not up to par, or if your shoes are just really old and dirty.
He is also an Ethiopian Jew (apparently those exist) and he enjoys wearing a blue yamaka.
Cepada: Tonnice, pull up your pants, girl. I can see your butt crack! Actually, no, go up to the office, you're too ghetto for me!

Class: What a bitchass!
by hbvghfkjzd,bfhvhdj January 19, 2011
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V ceps

Vaginal biceps. Caused by prolonged abstinence. The vagina develops massive muscle tissue blocking all sexual activity. Effects similar to those of the "o clamp". Causes severe pain to yo dick nigga.
Man and abstinent woman are on honeymoon and having sex and male tries puttin it in and has trouble and looks down and goes "Damn bitch! That pussys got V ceps!
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Čepi

this may refer to: beggar

It is non-fictional character which always asks for another beer or cigarette. Ussualy he have all of these and money for another. There are rumors he might have jewish roots.
a: Have you seen Čepi recently?
b: Yes, just yesterday he asked me for a cigarette, when his own pack was on the table
by Deceneace January 2, 2011
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