Short for celibate text. When you receive a booty call via text message (or sext, if you will) but do not wish to oblige, it is the rejecting response text that brings the lustful thoughts to a halt.
Person 1: Last night he texted me "hey wanna come over?" and I really just didn't feel like doing anything
Person 2: So what did you do?
Person 1: I just sent him a celebext back that said "I just demolished an entire pizza and am feeling like a fat lazy slob so maybe another time?"
Person 2: So what did you do?
Person 1: I just sent him a celebext back that said "I just demolished an entire pizza and am feeling like a fat lazy slob so maybe another time?"
by Jita August 11, 2010
Get the Celebext mug.a 'celebaketion' is much like a celebration. the main difference is that instead of using balloons, streamers, and the presence of your extended family to rejoice in an event, you use large amounts of marijuana. hence, the 'bake' in 'celebaketion'
person one: hey bro, today is thursday. shall we celebake?
person two: abso-fucking-lutely, let the celebaketion begin!
person two: abso-fucking-lutely, let the celebaketion begin!
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