Cack Bag

a male who has an oversized, seedless watermelon head (the seeds represent his brain) who likes to get vagina stomped.

Hey dude why did you rub your face on that pillow covered in piss? You're such a cack bag.

by cahhak April 29, 2009

Cack Out

to pass out or sleep heavy cause your drunk af.

Example 1: I'm so fucked up imma cack out you P.O.S.
Example 2: Jimmy's cacked out lets draw a dick on his forehead!

by jesusbaph777 September 28, 2021

Warm Cack

A way to affectionately declare your horny for a warm cock, in a slutty voice.

I miss Ryan's warm cack.

by weirdguyacrossthestreet May 1, 2011

cack

"Cock" with a Boston accent. Popularized by Matt Damon in the movie Good Will Hunting. Not to be confused with a male chicken.

Someone with the clap might say, "Ahhh!!! My cack is on fire!!!!"

by Bungalow Bill May 23, 2001

cacksmasher

(n)1.An ancient device of torture used by Norwegian Pirates, in which the victims genitallia were placed in a vice-like apparatus. 2.A true douchebag.

1. Yaarrgghh!! Walk the plank or suffer the cacksmasher!
2. Seriously, that Paine kid is a real cacksmasher. He just molested my Uncle Clarence.

by Hanzeus September 24, 2003

Cackbean

A cackbean is a visual representation of interesting events along a timeline. Cackbeans are used to show where in the time line an event occured.

Cackbeans made it into the mainstream when they started being used in visual computer interfaces like finance.google.com and webMethods Optimize.

According to the cackbean on this chart, our stocks were trending up at 3 PM.

by MattGreen November 21, 2006

Cackass

An adjective often used to express disdain for the qualities of something or someone. Also see raggedy.

"I was destroyed at the paintball field because my cackass rental gun kept jamming."

by JustinBer January 18, 2008