caul

placenta. some children are born with it. in some cutures (Cuba for example) it is considered extremely lucky, and the person may carry it in a pouch with them wherever they go to bring luck.

that boy has second sight! he was born with a caul

by maxzilla January 7, 2004

cauliflower cheese

As a result of receiving a cauliflower ear, any jizz left over clogs and forms smelly, rotten cheese down the ear. As a result, small bacterial men breed in your ear AND YOU DIE, cos they eat your soul.

Andy: Yo nigga, yo' seen jane lately?
Jeff: I gave her a cauliflower ear and the dirty bitch didnt wash her eardrums, so she got cauliflower cheese mate. AND DIED.
Andy: Ok

by j7x November 25, 2006

caulk

A white, viscous liquid adhesive which is waterproof when dry. The most common use is in buildings, to seal spaces (i.e., around windows) that would ordinarily reduce the efficiency of insulation.

Frylock: He - man - what the - you've been eating all my caulk!

Meatwad: Caulk? Nah, this is cheese!

Frylock: No, it's highly toxic industrial adhesive, used to connect electronic circuitry to steel. It's caulk!

Meatwad: And it's good, too!

Frylock: Listen to this, OK? Avoid human contact. May cause dizziness, nausea, and an ability to THINK you can see the future, but you can't!

Meatwad: Well, what does it say about finding oil?

Frylock: Nothing!

Meatwad: Uh oh.

by lucky captain rabbit king July 26, 2006

Salvador Cauliflower Burger

A specialized burger that comes with cauliflower

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Salvador Cauliflower Burger, it comes with cauliflower!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

caulking

Depositing your semen in the buttcrack of your sexual partner.

Wow, I watched this porn star give a girl a good caulking after sex.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Cauliflower Fart

In the same family as the broccoli fart, the cauliflower fart will appear in the bowels some time after consuming cauliflower and produces a substantial amount of heat accompanied by a deep sulfurous bouquet. These farts are known to linger for seemingly inconceivable time periods.

Last night I unleashed a raunchy cauliflower fart before I got out of the car. When Sandy got up to take the kids to school the next day it was still in there. I guess the kids were crying pretty bad about the stench.

by bl1979 October 19, 2010

caulkhead

A person from the Isle of Wight typically inbred.

Ryde where everyone is everone else's cousin: "wow we truely are in caulkhead land"

by G59 May 25, 2006