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cattle market

A nightclub frequented by women of low standard who are out to show off there wares in the hope of a sly grope or of making out. These women are normally over 40 or under 18, and most would be mistaken for hookers if they were seen in natural light.

A cattle market is the sort of place that male first year undergraduate students at university go all the time in an effort to get their end away, but this invariably results in the guilty boys leaving the venue with an itch.

The term derives because the women in these clubs are essentially showing themselves off in the hope of being taken home, just as cattle are shown off at cattle markets in the hope of being sold.
Bill: "Let's go down Icon and Diva!"
Pete: "We can't go there, it's a right cattle market!"

"Ooh, I was in Creation last night and pulled this slapper - now I have an itch! Serves me right for visiting such a cattle market!"

"Let's go down to Gatecrasher - I hear it's a real cattle market down there!"
by Jamie Douglas January 6, 2007
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Cathy Newmaning

When you're in the middle of a discussion and you make a point, and the other person starts rattling off straw men versions of your comment and trying to make you defend the words they just put in your mouth, they are "Cathy Newmaning" you. Named after an infamous debate between Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman.
Alex: Apples are different than oranges

Brenda: So you're saying apples are superior to oranges. So you're saying oranges should be treated less well than apples. So you're saying we should stop growing oranges and only grow apples from now on. So you're saying it's OK to burn orange trees because they are a blight on the environment. So you're saying....

Alex: Lol, damn I ain't say none a that shit, quit Cathy Newmaning me
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Cattywampus

Not lined up evenly on both sides.
Your bedspread is cattywampus
by Dr. Cattywampus July 9, 2016
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Canadian Cattle Party

Getting a dozen canadians and a dozen cows and buttfucking them at the same time while listening to dubstep.
Me and Mr. Davis went to that canadian cattle party last night, he came home sore and bruised
by Mrbrownandhairy November 15, 2011
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Cattle Prodder

A cattle in West Indian is an extra large woman, almost beast like.

A cattle prodder is one who prods a cattle, in other words humps extra large fat chicks.
Jimmy's a cattle prodder, cause the sight of layers of fat turns him on!
by Ilovecattles January 15, 2017
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cattle class

Economy class of a plane or train.
by grissol November 27, 2013
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Cattack

Verb. A cat-like attack, ie: When someone sporadically runs up/pounces someone, then casually walks away.

Similar to the hugtackle, just more crafty.
"She cattacked me on the way to the kitchen!"
by Atalaya December 25, 2007
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