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Catfisted 

Being deceived about a persons identity online (as in catfished) except that instead of being motivated by romantic interest or sexual desire, the deceiving party is a harsh critic or hater with a vendetta.
"Kaki King is a brilliant guitarist but for some reason, she keeps getting Catfisted on YouTube by some hater with multiple fake profiles!"
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Master Catfisher 

One who can can convince girls from tinder he is real even when she asks for other social media profiles for verification. If one can fool a girl through Snapchat he is an absolute master catfisher. The goal of every master catfisher is to get nudes and build a robust spank bank.
She asked for my snap...thank God I'm a master catfisher. I'ma see them tits

catfish coochie 

a vagina that smells .some times dirty people (girls) are referred to this
Eww that girl has the same pen mark from yesterday,shes dirty.

No she has a catfish coochie
catfish coochie by the umkown word November 14, 2013

Chastity Catfish

When you are lying down with someone and you have a life size stuffed catfish in between you and the other person.
When lying down next to someone and they are snuggling with a life size stuffed catfish instead of with you, you have chastity catfish.

Corona Catfish 

Someone who is attractive while wearing a face mask, but significantly less attractive after the face mask is removed.
The bartender and I were talking all night, but I realized she was just another Corona Catfish after I saw the rest of her face on Instagram.

Covid Catfish 

To be deceived into thinking a mask-wearing chick is hot because she's blown her entire giro on eye make-up, then discover that her face looks like a crow's armpit.
"I copped a Covid Catfish. Her eyes were lush but the mask hid a face that a mother couldn't love."
Covid Catfish by CampionShagSlave January 15, 2021
A catfish is someone who assumes a false identity on the Internet using various platforms including but not limited to Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. A catfish is often undesirable in comparison to thier profile, as an actual catfish would be to a premium "catch" fish like Alaskan salmon.
I met this guy on match.com who was a total catfish. His pic was cute but he obviously thinks he is a time traveler cause he looked like Matlock!
Catfish by Jwoflava September 8, 2013