tommydilfiger123's definitions

Corona Catfish

Someone who is attractive while wearing a face mask, but significantly less attractive after the face mask is removed.

The bartender and I were talking all night, but I realized she was just another Corona Catfish after I saw the rest of her face on Instagram.

by tommydilfiger123 August 4, 2020

Albert Einstein

The act of ejaculating into the hair of your sexual partner and ruffling their hair in order to disperse the semen. This results in your partner's hair looking white and disheveled like Albert Einstein's.

After I gave Tiffany an Albert Einstein, it took her 30 minutes in the shower to clean all of the semen out of her hair.

by tommydilfiger123 April 2, 2020