house of cards

metaphor pertaining to something of a fragile or volatile nature.

-from an old past-time of standing up playing cards together in the form of a house, this "structure" can fall apart at any time from the slightest action (e.g. an air current).

"We must plan this campaign implementing maximum precision, else it will disintegrate into a house of cards."

by Polo January 6, 2008

Gently Caress

A slang/synonym for "fuck". Typically used by Forum Goons on SomethingAwful. Replaces any usage of the word.

1. I gently caressing can't stand lemons.

2. What the gently caress is going on here?

3. Needless to say, we gently caressed all night.

by flumpis December 24, 2008

Carissa

Leader of the Pootang Gang. Gettin ass all day everyday. Carissa is also a slayer of thots because she is too powerful to be a thot herself. She will take your man or woman so just stay home and hide in your closet. Hide for the rest of your left. Until Carissa leaves this world to bang another...nobody is safe.

Hey man wanna go out tonight
Nah can't Carissa gonna steal my girl and you if we go.

by INfamousGhost100 February 14, 2019

Watching Cars 3

Synonymous with doing anal.

"Well, what do you have to offer to me?"
"I love watching Cars 3"

by MarUlberg May 10, 2021

Carissa

A Carissa is all woman - the most gorgeous in the world. Heart-racingly gorgeous. Striking. More hot than beautiful, even. An amazing person - the most amazing woman in the world - and she doesn't even flaunt it. A Carissa is extremely rare because she is that hard-to-find whole package: beautiful, smart, kind, tall, and great sense of humor, with a hot body and huge chest. Plus she knows how to have fun. The best friend you will ever have - loyal as hell. A stunning, tall, witty, perfect woman who drives guys crazy; she's also the strongest and most courageous woman you've ever met. That perfect babe who no one can put down; she's gorgeous & sexy as hell with a charismatic, phenomenal personality. Her big brown eyes are the most enchanting ever seen. If you meet a Carissa, you will fall in love. Clearly it's hard to find Carissas, you may only ever meet one or two in your life, so when you meet one you had better get her before somebody else does.

Dude 1: That Carissa's looking fineeeeee.

Dude 2: Man, I know.
....
Carissa: (while walking by) Hey guys!

Dude 1 & 2: Heyy!!!!! ... Wowww....

by Ava2032444 June 2, 2018

trade cards

To lose your virginity to someone else who is a virgin, essentially trading each other's v-card.

I hope to someday trade cards with the person I really love. It would be more memorable that way.

by Peterson Mcbee August 30, 2005

CARATS

Carat is the fandom name of KPOP group , SEVENTEEN. CARATS are people who will love EVERY member of SEVENTEEN without doubt as they are the best kpop group in our hearts. We, carats, will support SEVENTEEN through thick and thin. SEVENTEEN is the BEST.

CARATS love SEVENTEEN.

by u-need-jisoo June 12, 2019