calzone

A great texturer and modeler, always thinks he sucks but in truth he pwnz j00.

by A cool irc guy June 26, 2003

Chuck Canzoneri

As pussy as pussy gets

A coward is so Chuck Canzoneri-ish that they ghost the women they intentionally hurt.

by Speddyspaghetti May 12, 2024

calzone baby

A calzone baby is the massive shit you take after having calzones for lunch at school.

Bro: Hey Bro how were the calzones today?

Other Bro: pretty damn good but I can feel my calzone baby kicking already

by Slothnads May 17, 2015

Calzone Tits

Saggy, middle aged man boobs. Commonly seen in aging weight lifters.

Rick stopped working out years ago and now he has calzone tits!

by RichBee193 June 26, 2015

Calzoned

The feeling one obtains once diving way too deep into the sauce.

"bro you good? "
" wut u say?"
"you're calzoned af mate"

by IzYaBoiJaskin July 27, 2017

canoone

New canoe for noon fishing trips

I have a canoone , lets go fishing at noon!

by Lunarx27 August 27, 2017

Cannoner

The wrong way to spell cannoneer this is normally spelt wrong by kindergarten dropouts playing factions and trying to look cool or on oneshotmc trying to say they're a good cannoneer and spell it wrong or flex on "new tech" that isn't actually new.

You're a shit cannoner

by ShesMyBae June 4, 2018