caboose

the most retared person from RvB. the most extreme humer comes from his helmet.

Church: hey caboose are you getting all this?
caboose: i think so... that guy text isnt really a guy but is a robot and you are his boyfriend... so that makes you... a gay robot.
Church: thats right... im a gay robot.

Church: hey ill let you on a little secret. i actualy have a girl back home.
Tucker: ya girlfriend or wife?
church: no man, shes just my girlfriend. i was going to ask her to marry me but i got shiped out and.. well you know how it works.
tucker: so you going to ask her to marry you when you get back?
caboose: im not going to get married. my dad always said, "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free."
Church: hey rookie, did you just call my girlfriend a cow?
Tucker: no dude i think he called her a slut.
Church: ok heres the deal rookie, i can listin to you insult my girlfriend all day but as it turns out i have a better job for you to do. you see we have this general.
Tucker: ya the general.
church: that likes to come by and mke random inspections of the base and the first thing he wants to see is the flag. so what im going to have you do is go inside, far away from us and stand in attention next to the flag till he comes.
caboose: when will he get here?
tucker: we dont know it could be today, or it could be a week from now.
Caboose: so you want me to stand in attention for a week?
**skiping small talk**
Caboose: umm sir.
Church: what rookie.
caboose: sry about calling your girlfriend a slut.
Church: ROOKIE JUST GET IN THERE, GET IN THERE!!
tucker: he he he
Church: tucker are you laghing at me?
doughnut: um excuse me sirs.
Church DEAR GOD IN HEVEN ROOKIE, IF I TURN AROUND I CANT.. I CANT BE HELD RESPONSABLE FOR WHAT I AM GOING TO DO TO YOU.
Doughnut: what did i do?
Church: 1
doughnut: aww come on.
Church: 2
Doughnut: FINE.

by pvt. O'mally January 26, 2005

cantoslut

An obnoxious Hong Kong girl who relies on daddy's money and acts all pretentious in order to climb the social ladder by any means necessary, including spreading her legs. Synonym: Lucy Liu.

OMG, look at that filthy cantoslut with those pink heels and oversized bra. Wtf was she thinking? I smell trash.

by gregjockca September 2, 2010

canoozle

verb - to trick, dupe or grift by means of a ruse while acting pleasant, esp. when smiling

I thought she was flirting with me, but it turns out I was being canoozled. She just got me to sign a petition to make Ryan Gosling president and then took off.

by Another Bort November 15, 2013

caboosed

When a man is walking in front of you and stops short, you run into him with your package.

I caboosed Ed yesterday when he stopped to tie his shoe.

by Captain Spanky August 14, 2006

canook

A Canadian. Also known as North American's less trigger happy half.

One who drinks real beer, rules at hockey, invented both basketball and baseball and insists on wearing a Canadian flag while traveling abroad so that someone doesn't mistake them for an American.

by Joe Buggster January 9, 2004

Sloth caboose

When many attractive girls travel with one ugly one at the end; see Brain, sloth, or brain train.

"Oh man, looks like the brain train is rolling in, hopefully the sloth caboose gets knocked off."

by Rob Engle September 11, 2005

Canoodle

When two people in a relationship kiss, cuddle, or have physical contact that is not sexual in nature.
It can also be seen as a prelude to foreplay. AKA: Making out, heavy cuddling, ect.

Nyx and Nym canoodled after school in the hall.

by Raintreelover November 6, 2012