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n00b cannon

Any sort of weapon that can be "effortlessly" used to kill another in a video game, usually a First Person Shooter. These weapons are also usually, but not always, shotguns.

Often, these "n00b cannons" have heavy disadvantages, and the guy who keeps getting killed is probably doing something horribly wrong.

Regardless, use of these weapons in public multiplayer will get you mocked and shunned, even though they are valid weapons, with only a couple exceptions.
The Flux Gun in Savage.
The Auto Shotgun in Counter Strike.
The Grub from Gunbound could possibly be considered a n00b cannon.
The Shotgun in Natural Selection.
The SPAS in Navy Seals-Covert Operations.
The Chaingun in Team Fortress
The OICW in SWAT 3.
The Panzerfaust in Enemy Territory. (Restricted on some servers)
The Jackhammer in Planetside.

See any patterns in there? Lots of fast-firing shotguns. Anyone ever hear of sniper rifles to counter?
by Kenthar February 12, 2004
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soggy cannoli

Bob got excited and gave her a soggy cannoli
by Double DD 1 October 28, 2013
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alabama arm cannon

The act of thrusting ones arm into a man or women's ass hole, once in the male/female pushes out explosive diarrhea which builds up and/or leaks out until the man or women pulls their fist out of the anus creating a blast of liquid shit.
"As Mark pulled his fist out Jordan's anal cavity liquid shit spewed all over Marks face, thus creating an Alabama arm cannon."
by FrozenSugarlumps December 18, 2013
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Left-handed cannoli

A sexual act in which a male receives manual stimulation (i.e. handjob) in the inside seat of a booth in an Italian restaurant while the performer of the act continues to eat.
I went for the spaghetti, but I stayed for the left-handed cannoli.
by Charizard Queen August 19, 2014
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oreo cannon

What the asshole may become after being thoroughly injected with semen. The owner of such apparatus then farts with the semen and some other particulates being ejected in what looks like a chewed oreo cookie.
Guy 1: "Dude, she was on the rag, so I threw it in her ass."
Guy 2: "Awesome...did you blow your load in the back door."
Guy 1: "Yep. I pulled out and she fired an oreo cannon across the room. I think my mom had to clean it up"
by howboutthat22 June 4, 2010
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fart cannon

a very large exhaust pipe attached to a car that was built for a much smaller pipe, named because of the sound it makes, which is similar to when you fart through a very hight quality microphone

used by chavs (uk) and ricers (us)
me: take off that freaking fart cannon its gonna wake up the entire street!

chav: bu' it' 'ard innit ya goffic nob
by EEwisewolf May 29, 2008
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Fart Cannon

An enlarged muffler-tip used by people who think that they will be more cool if they make their peice of shit 1998 honda civic DX sound like it is taking a shit everytime they lay on the gas.

Considered the opposite of Pussy Tubes
"Fart Cannons are fucking annoying"
"Nice Fart cannon, does it make your peice of shit 1998 honda civic DX do anything special other than making it sound like it is taking a shit everytime you lay on the gas?"
"Fart cannons are the opposite of pussy tubes"
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