Cable Chatter

The rancorous, full contact , and often brazenly partisan haranguing displayed on cable news networks (i.e. CNN, MSNBC, FOX NEWS). The phrase was popularized by President Obama during an NBC interview.

Olbermann: Lets cut the Cable Chatter and get serious. America needs real solutions.

Hannity: cut taxes...cut taxes....

Olbermann: But America needs to fund road repairs and medicaid.

Hannity: Cut Taxes... Ronald Reagan...Cut taxes...

Olbermann: But public schools and Veteran Hospitals?

Hannity: CUT TAXES!!! Democrats are SOCIALISTS!!!! Reaaaaagaaaaaan!!!!

by sounds elcectic June 4, 2009

Cablegami

Refers to the art of arranging the cables inside one's computer case in a very tightly-integrated, neat, airflow-friendly manner. (This is especially important for those with windows in their rigs.) Derived from the Japanese "origami", the art of paper folding. Cablegami not only involves folding and twisting of cables, but, like origami, it is maddeningly difficult to do well.

"Man, did you see the cablegami that guy with the acrylic case pulled off?"
"Yeah, for a second I thought he had a wireless hard drive."

by Doorbasher August 14, 2004

Minge Cable

The process of using highly sophisticated and elaborate electronic equipment to display or print a rude word for other members of the public to see at inappropriate times or situations.

Displaying the word cunt along an advertising board in a busy city centre or faxing the words pissflaps wanky fuck flange in large letters to a fax machine on a desk at a customer services department or the namesake of minge cable - printing the word minge along a cable that's to be installed in an upper class residential area.

by Tom Bowler April 8, 2009

Jalalabad Jumper Cable

When two penises push against each other to see who manages to finish docking in the other first

"Ishmael and George had a falling out after George won the Jalalabad Jumper Cable contest at the bar."

by spaghettieel August 15, 2019

Cable Salad

The mess of cables behind your electronics

Dude look at that, it's a TOTAL cable salad

by iScreamFURbeans July 19, 2016

CambreaKer

CambreaKer is a person in the Half-Life modding sphere. He is known for projects like "Half-Life: War" and "Wall Demo". He is often portrayed by a screaming scientist of the glasses variety, from the game "Half-Life". His real name is Cam Breaker and he is currently working on Half-Life: Wall, and a sequel to Wall Demo on the source engine, known as Wall: Source.

Hey did you know that CambreaKer just updated Wall Demo

Know way!

by Crazy MasterBalls March 12, 2021

Diplomatic Cable

A diplomatic cable is a report written by embassy staff to the Department of State in Washington D.C. Thousands are sent a day.

Wikileaks released a bunch of Diplomatic Cables the other day.

by acalarch December 2, 2010