Sausage Candle

Sausage candle. if u listen to Glass Animals you probably know that sausage candles are the best choice of lyrics in history. You take ze candle and put ze sausage in it and then worship the sausage until you dramatically summon Dave Bayley as he will bring u more candle sausage.

“Smells good up here
Yeah, it's the candle, yo it's uh
Sausage candle“

by _junip3r January 27, 2021

Shit Candle

The phenomenon when someone fails at wiping their ass after defecating and proceeds to employ a seat heater (e.g., in an automobile) thereby yielding the aroma of shit.

Seriously, turn off your seat heater - it stinks in here because you're firing up your shit candle.

by Appled January 8, 2014

cuddlebug

A person who loves to cuddle, usually completely platonic.

Jamie is a total cuddlebug, but she never goes farther than that.

by John Dupras April 22, 2005

Sticky Candle

When you dip your penis in someones ear, collecting wax on the tip, then proceed to make them lick it off... The sticky candle

She made friends with the sticky candle last night

by Wax monster December 2, 2010

Pretzel cuddle

To cuddle so tight, with limbs entwined, you resemble a human pretzel.

Hey baby i want to be super close tonight, let's pretzel cuddle.

by VERUCKTER_MANN May 20, 2015

Testicle Candle

It's a candle that burns all the way through the penis head of the person who lit it. It feels like a hot poker on your nutsack.

Bumper lit a Testicle Candle and immediately came from the pleasure it caused him. For once, his mind wasn't focused on the idea of wearing Johnny's skin, but on the pleasure, he felt through his penis.

by Fiishy December 13, 2021

gypsy cuddle

to have sex with someone without their express consent.

example 1
jimi: dude, did you just rape that chick?
mark: nah man, just gave her a gypsy cuddle.

example 2
girl: what are you doing?
guy: relax, i'm just giving you a gypsy cuddle

by joshandymatt October 23, 2010