Detroit Babysitter

Using a chain and padlock to restrain your kid so you can go buy groceries and/or gamble at the Windsor Casino.

She wanted to go out and party, but she didn't want her 4-year-old messing up the crack house while she was gone, so she used a Detroit Babysitter.

by Misthios February 8, 2010

babysho

a dumbass person with a 1-centimeter dick who doesn't know how to shut the fuck up

babysho is a black nigger

by joshik0374 April 1, 2021

Babys on the half-tip

A phrase used to describe when a person is on the verge of crying, getting upset, bitching, or acting like a baby. Popular phrase among Stoners.

"You ate my fucking shnitzel! Why did you eat my fucking Shnitzel?!" yelled Jerry. "Oh oh, Babys on the half-tip!" replied Andrew

by BongBlitz November 27, 2009

babysit

the designated babysitter, also the designated driver. the one in the group who doesnt drink and makes sure the rest of the group is not killing eachother or anyone else.

person 1"hey you coming to *said person*'s party on friday?
person 2"yea sure i'll babysit you guys"

by FaerieGirl September 22, 2005

babysluts

|ˈbābē| |slət| noun, (pl. babysluts) girls under the age of 21, not old enough to buy alcoholic beverages and even more so when they are under the age of 18 not old enough to buy anything good ie. smokes, porn, paraphanilia, scratch offs...etc. they are a sure thing when it comes to gettin' some, and usually seen in barely there outfits hanging around anything with a penis, or vagina in some cases.

did you see all the babysluts leaving him comments?!

all the guys are age are going for babysluts instead of us!

is that ke$ha?! oh no its a babyslut.

who let the babyslut stay out so late?

‎"ooh babysluts" hahaha too funny!

a babyslut stole my boyfriend and ruined my life!

by leadealmatabali August 5, 2010

babysit

Babysitting is something you do on date night because you have no date and need money, so you watch bratty kids, get payed 7 bucks a hour,clean up messes, and forced to watch the Sponge Bob Square Pants movie over and over and over again

babysit-the only thing beside a fast food place you can work at.

by Nicole Relles October 4, 2005

Babysteps

When someone takes steps much shorter than the full stride of a normal human being.

Ray's pants were falling down so he had to perform babysteps to keep them up temporarily.

by Jtoll October 13, 2009