buttfumes

stuff that comes out your ass. Almost always used in conjunction with fartgas. Buttfumes are always expelled and never erupted unless following fartgas in sentence.

I erupted fartgas and buttfumes.
I expelled buttfumes.

by lightyeersaway April 14, 2010

buttmagellan

One who explores the high seas of Uranus.

That buttmagellan needs more seamen on his poop deck.

by Ferdinand Buttmagellan March 18, 2011

buttmonkies

Group of people being odd or peculiar.

You guys seem like a bunch of buttmonkies.

by the_real_buttmonkies March 27, 2012

Buttmurder

The act of having your anal cavity completely destroyed possibly resulting in death.

I was so mad at my ho that I buttmurdered her with a kfc spork.

Or

Scott: Awe man I feel like I got buttmurdered last night.

Mark: Sorry bro tequila and cialis don't mix well.

by Marksabol August 24, 2016

Buttmunchausen by Proxy

A mental disorder in which a person repeatedly and deliberately tries to gain sympathy for fake problems with a friend or loved one's butt.

David's roommate didn't sit on a nail, he's just back on his Buttmunchausen by Proxy bullshit.

by DoogieMcButtButt February 12, 2020

buttmuffin

The term "buttmuffin" is an affectionate term, a term of endearment, used to describe a person with a nice ass (usually a female) – the "butt" referring to ass, of course, and the "muffin" being a reference to a soft, sweet, sponge cake.

The term "buttmuffin" may also be used to describe a person with a particular fondness for nice, or "sweet", asses; however, the term is not descriptive of faeces, in any way.

Suki said, "hey, buttmuffin", to Mikayla, as she walked into the room, and gave her sweet ass a lil squeeze.

by Suki-M January 6, 2009

Buttub

(pronounced butt-tub) An insult for a person who is a tool or irritating. Draws reference to someone who smells like a tub full of butts Also the ultimate palindrome.

1.
Chick 1: That ian guy is such a buttub
Chick 2: yer he's totally not getting any sex from me

2. Oi you buttub get off of that railing before you kill yourself.

by Lonsoar May 18, 2008