buttrock

a piece of poo that sits just outside the hole on the outer rim and solidifies to the point where you need scissors to cut it out from the anal roothairs.

check yourself and make sure you are good to go

by jeff johnson -atlanta September 8, 2004

buttbonding

what you get when you don't fart for an uncomfortably long time and then you leak a real flabby one.

tanner unleashed his daily buttbonding and proceeded to be showered with farthate from everybody in the zumba class.

by isochronismisms! May 30, 2009

Buttboobs

When your cleavage looks significantly more like your rear.

Most commonly seen in pictures of large girls who try to take pictures of themselves for their Myspaces.

Dude, I just saw this girl with buttboobs!

by Maggie Maric April 23, 2010

Buttromper

Similar to an assgremlin, but more violent and usually a pananian marsh beaver. Manganaro is a known buttromper, and so is anyone else found travelling with him in the mango-van. Other buttrompers include sprod, most pananian marsh beavers and possibly dabaja.

"Robert is a convicted buttromper."

"Robert was buttromped by sprod."

by D.E March 20, 2004

buttyropish

This is when a person is being a grumpy, or mean.

Man! Jake was buttyropish when the boss made him build the greenhouse, he flipped out.

by Caitlin d b s June 27, 2008

buttbonker

A person who enjoys engaging in the anal arts. An afficiando of anal sex.

If she (or he) asks you to stick it in the back door, that person is a buttbonker.

by buttbonker July 7, 2010

buttbot

Any automated program which does annoying things by design. Can be used to refer to a malfunctioning program, but this is not generally correct. Often used on chatrooms like IRC. Not to be confused with buttbutt.

"that program is a buttbot" - "the anti-spam program has buttbotted" - "the buttbot is on again"

by Dysklyver December 4, 2017