speed bumps

Acne-like sores that can appear on the long-term meth (speed) user's skin. If constantly picked at, they can become scars.

People were avoiding Tom nowadays because his speed bumps made it clear just how much of a druggie he'd become.

by raucous May 7, 2004

cum bumps

typically refers to a homosexual act in which, one partner snorts semen into their sinuses, similarly to snorting a line of coccaine.

After Seth farted out Jamie's semen, Jamie proceeded to do cum bumps off of Seth's buttocks.

by 40 oz. Phil November 8, 2007

Shiver bumps

another word for goose bumps... when you get cold and have bumps all over your body.

"im freezing i have goose bumps all over"
"no you have shiver bumps"

by madsss66 August 22, 2011

molester bumps

1.n: A form of mollescum given to someone by a molester.

The doctor said the molester bumps were caused by my Aunt Vag touching me as a child.

by Remy Martin September 5, 2007

speed bumps

speed bumps: Marbles and/or other objects being place inside the skin of the penis to increase the intensity of female's orgasm.. believed to have come from Fiji..

speed bumps - cut a small opening in your shaft just below you penis head on the bottom of your penis.. insert marbles or other objects inside then sew it shut.

by SlavesOnDope_aka_Joe December 28, 2005

love bumps

an std also known by its common name herpes

I was about to go down on that girl and realized she had love bumps!

by r4y April 29, 2006

Having Your Bumps Felt

Source - medieval times, where healers would feel lumps bumps on scull, trying to diagnose the illness

The ones with the largest bumps and lumps were likely delirious and didn't make much sense.

So, the term having your bumps felt is usually a retort to a statement or remark from a person, or a situation where the issue is quite bizarre, or unbelievable or stupid.

Can't believe he stuck his hand in that stuff..."He needs his bumps felt"

I would have put blocks under that truck ..."when he gets out of hospital, he should consider having his bumps felt"

You "Having Your Bumps Felt Today" ....that was crazy !!

by 007professor007 April 1, 2010