A Shit Bullet is a piece of poo poo that shoots out of your anus with such force, that is splashes dirty toilet water all over your butt and even onto the bathroom floor. These tend to be small pieces that can slip out with a lot of force.
(Man 1) Hey man, I need some bleach and an old towel. (Man 2) Why? (Man 1) Because I just shot out a Shit Bullet and now there is shit all over the floor and mirror. (Man 2) Damn it dude! Every time you come over here you leave me with that same nasty surprise! Have you ever thought about eating something called FRUIT?! Or something with Fiber in it?
by the2ndflood September 26, 2008
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A word created by thehodgetwins. Adj. Used to describe a dude with a Lethal (bullet) dick.
Girls love dudes with bullet dicks.
Girls love dudes with bullet dicks.
Joe - I hit that pussy all night long
Steve - Did she ask for more "bullet dick"?
Courtney - I want him to give me his bullet dick.
Steve - Did she ask for more "bullet dick"?
Courtney - I want him to give me his bullet dick.
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something has happened that really pisses you off or you disagree with.
something has happened that really pisses you off or you disagree with.
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Get the Dodged a Bullet mug.During the first presidential debate on September 30, 2004 a mysterious bulge was spotted under George Bush's jacket.
Many experts have speculated that Bush was wearing a "Personal Cueing Device", or what newscasters and movie makers call an IFB. A company called Comtek makes an IFB system which matches the size of Bush's mysterious bulge.
A wireless IFB (like the Comtek) consists of a hidden radio receiver worn on your person which then relays audio to a small earpiece which fits entirely in the ear (like a tiny hearing aid). Prepared lines or "cues" which are to be spoken are then transmitted to the device wearer.
There have been other times that Bush has been spotted with this and other mysterious bulges, such as when he has had important speaking engagements, or meetings with important world leaders.
For a complete explanation of how this system works, do a Google search on these words: Comtek IFB
Many experts have speculated that Bush was wearing a "Personal Cueing Device", or what newscasters and movie makers call an IFB. A company called Comtek makes an IFB system which matches the size of Bush's mysterious bulge.
A wireless IFB (like the Comtek) consists of a hidden radio receiver worn on your person which then relays audio to a small earpiece which fits entirely in the ear (like a tiny hearing aid). Prepared lines or "cues" which are to be spoken are then transmitted to the device wearer.
There have been other times that Bush has been spotted with this and other mysterious bulges, such as when he has had important speaking engagements, or meetings with important world leaders.
For a complete explanation of how this system works, do a Google search on these words: Comtek IFB
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