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State that some given information is incorrect.
The person who had bullshit called on them may call it back if they can prove they are correct.
The person who had bullshit called on them may call it back if they can prove they are correct.
Person #1: The first president of the U.S.A. was Thomas Jefferson.
Person #2: I'm gonna have to call bullshit on that.
Person #1: What?
Person #2: The first president was George Washington.
Person #2: I'm gonna have to call bullshit on that.
Person #1: What?
Person #2: The first president was George Washington.
by Eye Sac May 17, 2006
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Person 2: What?! That's some fraggle naggle bullshit!
Person 2: What?! That's some fraggle naggle bullshit!
by savannuh March 19, 2009
Get the fraggle naggle bullshit mug.1. Any system of thinking which flies in the face of reason and common sense; unfairness in the guise of fairness; hypocricy.
2. Pointless rules, which, if taken to their logical extremes, are quite obviously fucked-up.
3. Basically the same thing as "Bent-Penis Math Equations."
2. Pointless rules, which, if taken to their logical extremes, are quite obviously fucked-up.
3. Basically the same thing as "Bent-Penis Math Equations."
So by your bullshit logic, if two people were shooting at each other and I was shot, I'd be arrested for assault with a deadly weapon.
by Natepalm October 19, 2003
Get the bullshit logic mug.A new language that looks and sounds just like English, but is actually lies and propaganda spewed forth by big corporations that just want people to be good consumers and give them their money.
Often accompanied by Legalesein barely readable fine print, or spoken rapidly.
Should you send a complaint to a big corporation, you can expect to be handed back a sheet of paper with corporate bullshit on it.
Often accompanied by Legalesein barely readable fine print, or spoken rapidly.
Should you send a complaint to a big corporation, you can expect to be handed back a sheet of paper with corporate bullshit on it.
"Reebok cares about young athletes, our products are designed to help you achieve your goals."
"We at microsoft are always working to ensure that users get the most from their computers"
"We at microsoft are always working to ensure that users get the most from their computers"
by Humphro April 3, 2005
Get the Corporate Bullshit mug.this is what you say to someone who is obviously lying or giving you an answer you find unacceptable. It can also be used as an exclamation should you find yourself in an unfair situation.
kid one : could you cover my shift on thursday, I heard you didn't have any plans.
kid two: I can't. I have to meet someone.
(knowing they have no plans whatsoever)
kid one : I see you've been snackin on those bullshit sanwiches.
or
you've had your car taken away by your parents, even though youre 21. You exclaim "bullshit sandwiches!"
kid two: I can't. I have to meet someone.
(knowing they have no plans whatsoever)
kid one : I see you've been snackin on those bullshit sanwiches.
or
you've had your car taken away by your parents, even though youre 21. You exclaim "bullshit sandwiches!"
by loveyou29 August 11, 2009
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