bugger me with a fishfork

A phrase used by the famous General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett, famed tactician and self-declared Military Genius

Soldier: I did suspect Captain Darling to be a spy, sir.
General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett: Well, bugger me with a fishfork! Old Darling a Jerry morse-tapper?

by _Fidel_Castro_ October 16, 2016

the square root of bugger all

basically nothing at all, even less than bugger all

im sick to high buggerage of you sitting there doing the square root of bugger all while i do the housework

by gaw and loz April 18, 2008

buggerwhore

A person, typically a homosexual male, that has had anal sex with many people.

Is Jason being a buggerwhore again?

by Rob and Holly August 30, 2005

Damn bugger and shit

A trio of expletives used when one is just not sufficient

The toast dropped on the floor butter side down and you spilt the coffee/tea when picking it up all down your newly laundered clothes 5 minutes before leaving for work.

'Damn bugger and shit'

by Cakeface43 January 10, 2010

the bugler

When you wrap toilet paper around your hand and cup your asshole when you have a bout of diarrhea in a public place to muffle the noise.

I had to take a dump, but there was somebody in the stall next to me and I couldn't hold it, so I did the bugler.

by miss_jellybeans September 26, 2013

all to buggery

British. Very similar to 'all to cock'; messed up, not working as it/they should, unreliable.

Sorry I'm late; the trains are all to buggery again.

by Verity C March 17, 2010

buggering

the act of shoving a penis into a butt hole

mum, me and alex have been buggering each other

by dan July 29, 2003