boner bruise

The mark left on a girl's leg after a long night of dry humping.

Armando: What the hell is that on your leg?!
Manda: That's the boner bruise you gave me last night... asshole.

by Plowman July 20, 2008

baby bruise

when youre lover is 4 or more years younger than you and you slap her in the face with your boner.

i gave my little bitch a baby bruise.

by Joshee November 28, 2006

bruise cruise

Slang to describe a journey that takes you into dangerous waters, or any other kind of place, or situation.

Dude, this whole day has been a bruise cruise!

by Peter Hoagland April 10, 2008

Bruised the porcelin

When multiple flushes will not remove everything on the inside of a toilet after taking a dump. This can be particularily embarrassing at a house party where there's a single bathroom that everyone is using.

Dude, I couldn't help myself...I had to go. Unfortunately I bruised the porcelin and had to use some toilet paper to finish the job the toilet couldn't.

by jimbobf June 29, 2011

ball bruiser

when a male gets so lonely he tends to masterbate so much and hard he bruises his balls at the shaft and his choda area.

"Dude my ol' lady has been holding out so long I've become a ball bruiser."

"Man look at this black and blue spot on my sack isnt that a huge case of a ball bruiser."

by JohnnyMeg August 19, 2004

cruising for a bruising

when you want to punch someone

jenny is getting on my nerves, he's cruising for a bruising

by haylielbroad January 17, 2018

Trust Bruise

A bruise, commonly found on the knee, which is procured during the game of trust. It almost all cases, it is the fault of the trustee, and not the truster.

1) Their first date must have gotten rowdy, as the next day she had a trust bruise.

2) "Did you see Sarah last night? She drank one too many pink twinks and ended up with a trust bruise!"

by expert_pronunciator January 26, 2010