brotein

the protein one gets from swallowing after fellatio. or simply, the protein contained in semen that can be ingested when giving a blow job.

"hey hon, your hair isn't looking so shiny, lemme give you some brotein!" (high fives any surrounding buddies)

by cayb March 14, 2010

brotein shake

a protein shake with organic ingredients such as organic milk, and semen.

"after my workout today, I needed a little pick me up, so I drank some brotein shake.

by thee hammer October 23, 2007

broxed

Broken. In need of repair. Also applicable to individuals.

omf~ i broxed my head. :\

by Proteus93 January 2, 2004

Brotender

A brotender is a bartender who is also a close friend. A brotender looks after his friends like he looks after his bar. Making sure they don't drink too much or hit on married women with angry jealous husbands. If need be the brotender will give you a ride home.

Dude, Brian, I'm so glad I have you as my brotender. Without you that Marine would have kicked my ass if I had hit on his wife.

by Yomin Kitkat April 11, 2009

Brotein Recycling

When you and the bros beat off into each others mouths in unison in order to form a delicate equilibrium of protein transference. A group of males can live for hundreds of years if this is executed correctly, with no need for continual sustenance from any outside source.

Bro, let’s begin the process of brotein recycling for the sake of health benefits.

by Bootydick August 7, 2019

The Brotebook

When a man (or a bro) is forced to watch The Notebook by his girlfriend. Thereby making him unable to hang with his bros. Note that it is usually reccommended to bring another movie to watch afterward to cancel out the feminism of The Notebook. Such movies include explosions, guns, and/or women.

No Ben I can't get crunk at your house on Friday cause I'm watching The Brotebook with Kali.

by Jtime2 February 8, 2009

boted?

When a Mr. Kenneth McCandless, one of many members of the popular free online game SoccerManager, logged onto the game's chat room, he wanted to express his boredom. However, a typo meant that the word spelt 'boted'. This caused the same expression from many of the other members who were on at the time; 'boted?'

It is now customary that when one member of the SM chatroom says boted?, other members on at the time must follow suit. No-one has any motive for doing so, other than boted?

SM community moderator Lee Bradbury (A.K.A Sky Blue Lee) once gave boted? it's true definition.
"Because the word boted? is followed by the response boted?, it is fair to say that boted? = boted?. It would as such be fair to assume that boted? is a paradox."

boted? can be classed as an underground meme. It's popularity is growing, and is slowly seeping onto YouTube and Facebook.

Member 1: boted?

Member 2: boted?

Member 3: boted?

Member 4: boted?

Member 5: boted?

M3: boted?

M1: boted?

M2: boted?

M5: boted?

M4: boted?

M6: Shut up.

by DrummerLee September 7, 2009