Bretting

To cum in your pants when overly excited by a woman’s presence.

My friend was going through a dry spell and was hanging out with this new girl and ended up bretting himself.

by Jae Larsen October 9, 2025

Bret

Your Bret is so evident in the public environment that it is only necessary to point the green aura that possesses the unclean aura and now u must take accountability by being appointed by the name of what u viciously exert.

Omg stop talking u bret.

by yourbludclartmudda April 7, 2023

Bretting it

Gooning in a bathroom on a school trip for four hours straight.

Jonas is bretting it again, i ain't going in there.

by pro bretting it April 2, 2025

Bret

Just a normal guy who is living in Germany whit a big heart and sense of justice. he also finds it very nice and funny what is written about him on the internet

Who names his kid Bret? WTF???

by therealbret August 5, 2020

Bret Baier

adjective; a person who looks or acts like superman.

"Woah man, that's so Bret Baier of you!"
"You've been doing so many heroic things lately. That's incredibly Bret Baier!"

by emliastoenails April 5, 2022

Dirty Bret

When a old dirty bastard shaves his grey ball hair with a electric razor then shoves it up his butthole while thinking about a red headed lover!

A dirty Bret wants to be with a ginger!

by anonymous June 24, 2023

Bret

Just ask Nate Eggleston

Person 1: Yo do you know what a Bret is?
Ben: Yeah Nate Eggleston told me.

by Child_Eater3000 April 20, 2020