Bret

Just ask Nate Eggleston

Person 1: Yo do you know what a Bret is?
Ben: Yeah Nate Eggleston told me.

by Child_Eater3000 April 20, 2020

Bretting

To cum in your pants when overly excited by a woman’s presence.

My friend was going through a dry spell and was hanging out with this new girl and ended up bretting himself.

by Jae Larsen October 9, 2025

Dirty Bret

When a old dirty bastard shaves his grey ball hair with a electric razor then shoves it up his butthole while thinking about a red headed lover!

A dirty Bret wants to be with a ginger!

by anonymous June 24, 2023

Bret

Fat ass that is 210 pounds and likes to hate on everyone . He cares more about himself than anyone else and will never ask u for nudes

That Bret is so big !

by Dabank October 13, 2023

Bretting it

Gooning in a bathroom on a school trip for four hours straight.

Jonas is bretting it again, i ain't going in there.

by pro bretting it April 2, 2025

BRET

Bret is only for Spartanburg people used as term or a saying for different things

Homie friend cousin mom anybody

Bret just chill or Bret you Ian even mean to do that shit or Bret they tried to lock my ass up or Bret ass was tripping last night

by Jayla rodriguez February 17, 2022

Bretted it

Taking things too far.

Larry: "You must have woke up on the wrong side of the cave this morning".

Brett: "You must have woke up on the wrong side of your mom this morning."
Robbie: "You just Bretted it."

by Brett's Mom August 13, 2011