Bartender

A person accustomed to the mixing of words.

Dude, stop being a bartender. Just spit it out.

by Gaudette February 2, 2009

The Bartender

The act of pouring multiple drinks in your girlfriends anus, and butt fucking to make a mixed drink. Delicious

My ex enjoyed her vodka redbull after I pulled The Bartender on her

by Jshdja November 13, 2018

Brander

A person who, when explaining something or telling a story, describes things using brand names when it is entirely pointless to do so. Typically some pathetically sad individual who feels the need to let everyone know she is "elite" or "successful" by implicitly informing them that he or she only uses/possesses the more expensive, top-of-the-line items.

Brander: "my dog just knocked over my Columbia water bottle!"

Brander: "I cleaned out the trunk of my Lexis."

by PingPONG June 16, 2012

Let's Go Brandern

The same as Let's Go Brandon but aimed at and denouncing Jacinda Ardern, the Prime Minister of New Zealand.

Let's Go Brandern

by 1Head November 17, 2021

beamenderfer

a giant log turd

Mr. Holik: Did some beamenderfer on the toilet in the mens room?

by um-hi-yo April 2, 2009

brander

a bitch who brands every man she has slept with so she can keep track of her work

that chick is such a brander, look what she did to Matt.

by Anonymous Soviet May 16, 2009

bartender daddy

a girl or female or woman

dat gurl was a bartender daddy

by dalilgangsta192 November 25, 2010