Brainard

A very very special kind of person that bricks keys and plays arcane unironically.

he pulled a brainard

by Titanic Douche Barrett April 4, 2022

Brainfarting

V. The act of forgetting something everybody knows or should know, or forgetting something you were recently told.

She told me he had been picked up by the police for outstanding warrants. I was brainfarting when I was texting him the next day, asking what he was going to do later.

by davediver23 May 30, 2022

Brainfart Brigades

Candy

Brainfart Brigades. Candy??

by Brainfart man May 3, 2024

Brainfartquake

Brainfartquake (noun) – A moment when your brain overloads and forgets everything you're supposed to know in a critical situation.

I had a full brainfartquake during the presentation and completely blanked on the main point.

by NoneToTell December 29, 2024

brainpark

A conceptual compartment in the mind where an individual can be completely devoid of any thoughts. When a mind is in the brainpark, the individual does not experience any thoughts. The feeling is not of mindlessness or emptiness either, but a feeling of restive stasis.

Sorry, I didn't hear what you said. I was in my brainpark for a while.

Please pay attention. I think you were in your brainpark for a while.

by onekant October 30, 2011

Brainfailanoma

A condition in which the brain is unable to verbalize a coherent response to questions or comments, usually brought on by encountering an attractive member of the opposite sex.

Brandon said hi to Robyn but, because of a case of Brainfailanoma, all she could respond with was random sounds.

by mmagro May 29, 2017

BrainWarsh

To get brainwashed by a bunch of hillbillies.

I don't remember anything from last night, after the three jug solo I think I got brainwarshed.

by vilignoble June 10, 2017