Braydon

A guy to dream about. He's strong, athletic, caring and loves with his whole heart. He's always there when someone needs him and usually puts others before himself. He'll make you laugh even when you feel like crying. He's not perfect, but once you fall for him everything he does seems like it. Easy to fall for, and not someone you ever want to let go. Find a Braydon? Keep him.

"I met this guy named Braydon.."
"Marry him."

by Braydonsgirl June 14, 2013

brandonan

brandonan is the practice of dieting that only consists of eating people named brandon.

"yo are you vegan?"
nah fam i'm brandonan

by BennyBadBoy September 30, 2020

Brandon Sussholz

Brandon Sussholz is the biggest meme in the village of Deerfield. Brandon cannot catch a break with the girls. He has absolutely ZERO Rizz. On top of his horrible game, Brandon can't seem to get into the varsity basketball game. He just can't hit his jump shots I guess. Bro couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat. When Randy mode is activated tho...

Brandon Sussholz: Yo im rizzin up this bitch I got her on locks.

Girl: Big Randy please take the cameras out of my bathroom.

by Juliana Hoffman January 23, 2023

Brandon the Barber

he is the best barber gives you that fade 1st time free best at fades he's looking for 5 big oily pickaxe dudes so if you know any big oily pickaxe dudes tag them in the comments

"YOOOOOOOOOO my boy Brandon the Barber HOOKED ME UP BRO LOOK"

by effin myles April 26, 2023

Thicc boi Brandon

A Boi that is thiccccccc, too THICCCC. Best ass around. Normally has bad memes, but is good all round. Has tendencies to get mad (MADLAD). Looks like a bellend. But is a nicee guy.

Can’t aim at video games, has 2% aim.

Good friend, but doesn’t understand the word caramelised or sarcasm 👌🏻

You:Wow is that a Thicc boi?
Me: yes his name is Brandon and is thiicccc. I call him Thicc boi Brandon
You: can I smash him?
Brandon: bend over

by like to stay inside March 8, 2018

brandon iron

Porn actor and director of movies distributed by Platinum X.

Brandon Iron produces: Baker's Dozen, 50 to 1, A Good Source of Iron, Photographic Mammaries, Intensities in 10 Cities, Bell Bottoms, Ten Little Piggies.

by Brandon Iron May 30, 2006

Brandon ass nigga

Bitch made nigga bruh , this nigga momma almost always got him on a leash. Nigga always fuckin with some goofy ass bitches and gets stupid lit off two puff puffs. Not uncommon for this nigga to be a savage though.

Me: aye you tryna hit this.

The homie : yea lemme get that
*5 minutes later
The homie: * eats all your fucking food *

Me: yous a Brandon ass nigga bruh

by Josh Que May 2, 2019