Sex bracket

the numerical category of sexual partners one has had, which usually coincides with the peace of mind one feels in fucking someone of a similar level of sluttiness.

Complimentary to the monetary system, If one finds ones self in a sexual relationship with a partner in a significantly lower 'sex bracket', one may be taxed emotionally by guilt and resentment. This will not usually be enough to end said relationship it will ultimately result in a slow degradation of its quality and usually drag out into a year of misery.

by starinsideahumansuit October 5, 2010

Bracket Nerd

A person overly obsessed with creating and evaluating championship brackets for sports tournaments.

I'm so tired of hearing all of those bracket nerds talk about who they picked for the NCAA.

by alphasniper April 8, 2011

age bracket

age range. Rango de edad, quinta.

One in five children in this age bracket had participated in cyber-bullying.

by Elacuar April 1, 2017

brAckets (in a scouse accent)

something george harrison said

george harrison: brAckets (in a scouse accent)

girls: 😍😍

by georgeharrisonswife October 15, 2023

Cum Bracket

To ejaculate in-between the breasts of a partner

I gave her a cum bracket yesterday!

He doesn't like the idea of a cum bracket! What a jerk.

by Flaglicks September 21, 2022

bracket

They are all hermaphrodites that are suuuper thiccccc. They are Also diagnosed with scoliosis and are sped. Their hobbies consist of listening to m and m and logic and shotgunning beers. They also wakes up chris breezy everymorning. He has no hoes cuz he has a 1 inch tooth gap.

DId you know that BRACKET has a pussy??

by sir sped the third September 27, 2019

bracket

Cockney lingo for nose

i.e your nose looks like an angle bracket sticking out of your face. Example:

"I gave 'im a punch in the bracket"

by Vectis March 17, 2022