bottle of goof

A bottle of alcohol which is usually very cheap (Imperial Fortified Wine 750mL 20% alc $9.45) and is usually consumed by street people; who had gone and collected enough empty cans and bottles all day just to afford.

Hey Mikey what're you up to tonight?

I just collected enough for a bottle of goof .

take it easy on that stuff I know how one can get. I'v been there, done myself a goof.

by Cory Gadaboo August 9, 2018

poverty bottle

Poverty Bottle is a handle of alcohol in a plastic bottle instead of a glass bottle.

Boog instantly regretted showing up to the club with a poverty bottle of Captain.

by Delts April 29, 2023

Barcoding the bottle

Drinking down to the barcode on a bottle, can refer to alcohol, water, literally any drink.

"Barcoding the bottle is for chads"
"We only barcode mint 44's"
"I barcoded the fireball dude, I can't feel my hands"
"I barcoded the mint 44 and pissed on the floor"

by UrbanDictionaryUser12 January 3, 2022

bottle of water

The thing British people apparently say in a funny way.

British person: hey can i have a bottle of water?
american person: hahaha "bo'oh o wo'oh"

by gekk0lee July 13, 2021

bottled water

The 3 dollar-per-quart version of the essence of life. This is justified by running tap water through a filter and slapping "liquid hydration formula" on the label of the bottles.

This isn't just bottled water. It's a *liquid hydration formula*!

by R2E February 28, 2008

Klein Bottling

The act of two gay men penetrating each other's anuses simultaneously.

I walked into the room to find Charles Klein Bottling the UPS guy. To be honest I was too impressed to be angry.

by DANGLEBERRY JIM January 10, 2018

Green Bottles

What Locals call Heineken

"Chee Pono i goin drink one green bottle for da dead guy bu"

"GET GREEN BOTTLES BRAH"

by CommanderKeen August 1, 2008