Tija Bross

a loser who cant find the button to click on the sims

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

Borowski

It's when your date's gone really well, you've made all the right moves, she is digging you, you go back your place and you fail to seal the deal due to a number of reasons including:
A.) unfortunate accident (ie: insult her/her mother)
B.) Whiskey dick
C.) she finds out you don't actually live in a penthouse, rather just subscribe to Penthosue
D.) She turns out to be he

Expression origin: It comes from the Cleveland Indian's "closer" Joe Borowski. He has the best guys in the game behind him but teeters on destruction every single night.

Mike: "Hey Derek that girl was bangin' how the night go"
Derek: "Oh man don't even "
Mike: "What, now you gotta tell"
Derek" "Well I wish the night ended at the bar cause I totally pulled a Borowski"

by Jolten Joe Borowski March 28, 2008

brossue

Issues with your bros

Bro, you won't believe the brossue's i have with my roommates.

by TAINT RIPPER May 2, 2016

Borissian

Anybody who religiously plays CS:GO, STALKER, and/or KSP, drinks Kvass, has a lazy debil as a neighbor, has a babushka, and pumps Cheeki Breeki hardbass on the speakers of their blin mobil

“I classify as a Borissian, and I’m proud”

by MacropenisShaggySkooks December 12, 2018

boosshee

To enhance and/or decorate to improve the appearance.

Got to go boosshee my face, house in preparation for company.

by Darcy Adams June 13, 2005

Tija Bross

a person who goes out on Holloween..omg..i think i spelled "holloween wrong....um...tija?....help me out?

"Halloween"

by bingo October 31, 2003

Tija Bross

the person who gets to play "inklink" when i had the idea to and then my computer TOTALLY freezes on me ...thanx ti.i feel lovd....

yep..very snack..and i mean....EVERY snack..i always get the shitty computer

by bingo November 11, 2003