Pooping in my work boots

Someone is pooping in your work boots when he is impeding you from doing your job.

In other words, he's bothering you while you're working or preventing you from doing your job.

FBI Guy: Don't touch anything, no trespassing..until we say so..

Forensics Guy: Man, You're pooping in my work boots!!

by sammyag April 19, 2009

coon boots

Coon boots are the formation of hard callouses on the soles of human feet to ensure rugged off road performance and increased ability to navigate rough terrain (often at pace).

Derived from common slang (coon), the indigenous australian (aboriginal) population survived thousands of years without the need for enclosed footwear, using there 'boots' to tough the harshest surfaces.

The process in which to sculpt a demon pair of coon boots is a long and arduous journey which requires months (if not years) of exposing the soles of the foot to numerous surfaces; jagged rocks, dirt, gravel, barnacles, ice, hot coals and variations between these (i.e. ice cold jagged rocks), just to name a few. Once walking on a surface has been mastered, to truly have coon boots one must progress to running, carrying heavy loads and finally running whilst carrying heavy loads.

Ellaborations on the word include: coonies, coondoggers, coontizzles, teh coonz0rs and abo nikes.

>>> I havent worn shoes for the last couple of months, and im beginning to sculpt a fashionable pair of coon boots. They really do make life easier.

>>> Fuck man, its cold as a mother out here, and these rocks are cuttin up my feet hardcore... Its about now I wish I had a phat pair of coonies to eat this terrain.

>>> Shit son... Thats quite a nice pair of coondoggers your sportin there... How long those bad mother fuckers take to wear in?

by omg i am wtf uber August 6, 2007

ugg boots

These horrendous boots are only one part of the outfit worn by boring wealthy suburban girls. They are typically accompanied by tight fitting jeans, a hoodie sweatshirt, and a North Face fleece over top of the sweatshirt. Sweatpants are sometimes seen instead of the jeans.

Most likely the said individual will be spotted leaving the mall headed towards their Lexus SUV adorned with bumper stickers for their dumb field hockey team and for the Outer Banks of North Carolina, or another popular vacation destination.

That girl over there must be from the burbs. Shes wearing the official uniform of Ugg boots, Sweats, and North Face.

by mushumushu April 11, 2009

cockroach killer boots

Pointy edge cowboy boots usually made of a "skin" material (gator skin) ( Leather). Dominately worn as a western wear/Style

You see that Roach run in the corner ? Alfonso killed him easy with those pointy cockroach killer boots he always wears.

by Stoneform March 7, 2011

bootstrap

(v.) to cause a system (usually a computer system) to build itself; to build something complex by giving a simple instruction. From the concept of "pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps."

That virus crashed (def. 6) my Solaris box (def. 8), so I had to bootstrap it from the CD.

by heikediguoren September 14, 2006

knock boots

hetero vaginal sex. The sound made sounds like knocking boots, unless one of the partners is fat

i knocked boots with your mum

by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004

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