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Boonetang

Noun.

A variation of "poontang."

Sex with someone you are not morally supposed to have sex with. This includes minors, married persons, members of the clergy, incest, and sex between stepsiblings.

The term is derived from the ABC television show LOST in which stepsiblings Boone (Ian Somerhalder) and Shannon (Maggie Grace) have sex.

Irony: The term "Boone" is actually French for "good," making "Boonetang" actually mean "good poon." In usage, however, it is "naughty poon."
"Shannon got herself some hot Boonetang in Sydney."

"I'm stopping by the church for some Boonetang."

"That 15-year-old is one nice piece of Boonetang."
by brindlescruff@yahoo.com May 13, 2005
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Boont

Spoken in light jest, humorous. An exclamation which highlights/Intensifies situations, verbs, adjectives or nouns, or it can be used as a adjective, verb or noun itself. Often negative, actual meaning depends on context and intonation when spoken.
(Upon a friend breaking something)
You're such a boont!

(Upon a negative event)
That's boont as!

(A friend poking you)
Stop boonting me!
by XKem July 4, 2009
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Boont

The act of, or product of defecation, i.e. faeces.

Please note: this is not the sole definition of this word, “boont” is a widely universal term that can be used in many contexts with variable meaning.
Rachel: “Darcy, are you ready to go?”
Darcy (yelling from the toilet): “I’m taking a BOONT!”
by sloandardy January 1, 2020
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boonst

To put a lot of pressure or force upon something, to move at great speed.
He was proper boonsting it along.
The stupid thing stopped working, so we boonsted it.
I'm'a boonst you up, sucka!
by WalnutSack April 26, 2006
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boontal

the fat pouch that hangs over the waistline of a severely obese person's pants
That guy's boontal is hanging out of his shirt!

His boontal is so big... he hasn't seen his penis in thirty years.
by StrictlyMerriam February 12, 2008
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boobutante

A woman who has a boob job and then has her coming-out party at a beach (ocean, public beach, or nude beach), usually with other boobutantes. This affair is referred to as a Boobutante's Ball.
She's obviously a boobutante. When I saw her at the beach with her obviously bigger chest, she admitted it--proudly: "Yep, I'm a boobutante”--and I'm going to the Boobutante Ball at Haulover Beach on October 21. You should come and see me and the other girls. You won’t believe it.” She pulled down her top and flashed me her beautiful new breasts, and I said, “I’ll be there.”
by Misty Flatiron September 29, 2013
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Boofnut

When a man is pleasuring himself while watching porn, but accidentally cums right when it cuts to a scene of the man's asshole.
"Bro last night I boofnutted and I never want to watch porn again."
by Booflord December 8, 2020
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