A Michael Bolton

When your guy comes home from work in his stodgy office clothes and you rip his clothes off of him and fuck him to gangster rap, preferably Geto Boys.

My guy came home yesterday and gave him a Michael Bolton.

by Allimac September 7, 2020

Bolton

A town full of loyalty. Very little people big groups. Bolton is filled with every nationality. People think Bolton in the country but they go hard and their ain’t one farm

We reaching Bolton fam

by Manz not hot April 20, 2019

Miles Bolton

A mad lad that is a full on legend he is the best at video games and is a god on the trampoline.

:Did you see that Miles Bolton the other night
:yeah he is a mad lad.

by Gaylord29 July 26, 2017

Bolton le sands

Bls is a strange place be careful because Matty wright and his crew will shank you if you look at them thay normally hang around the coop so if your ever going past the coop in bls speed up cos if you don’t thay will have you

Matty wright has a chode

Bls is very scary

Be aware when passing threw

Bolton le sands

by Daviduser May 26, 2022

troy boltoning

When someone who loves high school musical but is over the legal consent age ask for your advice on a haircut and you feel obligated to reply with a remark that is kind but unrealistic and wrong. Then the person who takes in your opinion, now uses it as advice and even more as biblical fact. This opinion roots into their head and makes decisions for them and pratically controls their life. also the user has to be over 5'1, white male, brown-ish hair and long and straight bowl cut.

that is such a troy boltoning moment smh oml omg

by TheRealzTomothy March 27, 2022

Bolton

A shit hole town in Greater Manchester famous for Peter Kay, Amir Khan and Bolton Wanderers the worst football club in England. Bolton is 90% drug addicts and if you're not an addict then you sell to the addicts. You will see regular appeals in war torn and 3rd world countries, asking for donations for the poor people of Bolton. If you drink the water in Bolton you are likely to get Hepatitis. If you are looking for something to do in Bolton you can visit Lever Street and pick up a working girl. 100% of the girls have HIV so remember to wear protection.

Guy 1: "Let's go to Bolton for the day"
Guy 2: "Sorry I'm busy hammering nails into my testicles today"

by northywest February 2, 2025

Bolton

Bolton is a small town in Greater Manchester, home to 139, 403 people (approx.)
69, 500 of these people are Muslims
69, 500 are racist twats
The other 403 are decent people, however go unnoticed
And everyone of these people have experimented with drugs, got pregnant before the age of 18, and probably shagged your neighbours cat.

James: I've just bought a house, I'll be moving there next week
Martin: Oh where are you moving to?
James: Bolton
Martin: It's been nice knowing you

by FuckShitGeyBanged December 12, 2017