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A male human who loves fat chicks. The boar will boast about all of the females he has bagged, but most of them are close to 400 pounds. All the boar sees is a hole.
There are two reasons the boar gets laid so easily by these piggies:
1) He knows that is the only chance he has to go home with someone other than his hand.
2) The piggies are just desperate.
Boars tend to also be a little queer. When his friends try to intervene about his awful taste of ladies, he will always come back with a gay joke, but all that does is tell you what he thinks about.
There are two reasons the boar gets laid so easily by these piggies:
1) He knows that is the only chance he has to go home with someone other than his hand.
2) The piggies are just desperate.
Boars tend to also be a little queer. When his friends try to intervene about his awful taste of ladies, he will always come back with a gay joke, but all that does is tell you what he thinks about.
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Girl, his dick was so disappointing I had to give him boar’s head. I was rooting around in that bush to find the truffle.
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