Blowout

When somebody has an explosive bowel movement, and it splatters all over the toliet.

I wondered why there was such a horrible smell after Scott when to the restroom. Then I went in there and saw he had a major blowout that went all up under the toliet seat and beyond.

by Can't take it no mo October 22, 2008

brownut

An attempt to make a chocolate glazed donut that ends up tasting like a brownie instead.

Eat the fresh brownuts in the kitchen.

by Sherah June 16, 2016

blowcut

A blowjob that ends up with the girl biting you dick, giving you a cut/scarred penis.

Michael had an everlasting scar from the blowcut that slut gave him.

by Kekfjjtkf January 3, 2017

Blonut

When a male puts his penis through an orginal glazed donut and simultaneously receives a blowjob from a female. He then ejaculates on the donut and she eats it.

Things got pretty heated on the way back from Krispy Kreme yesterday. Susan gave me a blonut. Sugar glaze everywhere.

by GrimLawts June 10, 2018

Chippy Blowout

Getting some chips (fries) and eating them (lots) really quickly.

I'm really hungry, i'm going to the chipshop for a chippy blowout.

by Eri Peri September 27, 2011

Untimely Blowout

The situation that a guy finds himself in during anal sex where the girl farts with such force that it forces his dick out of her hole. In extreme cases this will result in the need for an immediate shower.

Stan: Well, I finally got Wilma to let me fuck her up the ass.

Mitch: How was it?

Stan: It was great until we had an untimely blowout, and boy was it messy.

by patsguy November 22, 2011

Tactical Blowout

This occurs before a traumatic or stressful event which causes the person to have a uncontrolled bowel release.

When Sue called Tim telling him he may need to take an HIV test, Tim ran to the bathroom and had the tactical blowout of his life.

by Slid Steak March 4, 2017