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An attempt to make a chocolate glazed donut that ends up tasting like a brownie instead.
Eat the fresh brownuts in the kitchen.
brownut by Sherah June 16, 2016
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keystone brownout

A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.

Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.
Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.

He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.
keystone brownout by Jrubadub March 27, 2012
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brownt0wn 

(v.) to break stuff. to completely botch a topic, lock a thread, derail a thought train or otherwise mess up an entire group of people discussing or contributing to one idea/subject matter.

Used primarily on internet forums and social sites.
EXAMPLE 1:
zool: so what do you guys think of my homemade horse p0rn idea?

auntiesweetie: i love it, i say go for it!

notafrog: i don't know man, sounds kinda gay.

throatorgan: i loved zooey daschenel in hellraiser 4 - did you guys see this pic yet??

zool: dude. you just brownt0wned the thread.

EXAMPLE 2:
My computer fan was making this weird noise so I took it out and hooked it up to my car's battery to check it. I totally brownt0wned my fan. It won't spin at all now.
brownt0wn by zaplinaki December 14, 2011

Browntooth 

Derived from the more common 'Bluetooth', Browntooth is a standard communication format used by hobos and/or tramps.

Said vagrant will emit a rambling noise from their mouth indeterminable to anyone not 'Browntooth' compatible. Once the noise is picked up by a fellow rubbish-raider the two can communicate freely.
The tramp used browntooth to locate fellow tramps in the vicinity.
Browntooth by Mr Evans Rules October 12, 2008

Browntown Showdown 

A heated battle of sorts between two males when a resolution is unattainable. The Browntown Showdown is a modern play on the classic event, the "Tug-of-War". The two parties involved take a rope (twine for the frail and anally incompetent) preferably a half-inch in diameter. The rope is to be knotted on both ends and then inserted into the anal cavities of the aforementioned. Both men then must clench their assly muscles and take steps away from each other, the first party to release the rope is the loser.

(A ropesmith is preferred and must regulate/monitor the proceedings)

no-homo is not necessary, but may help in further explanations to others
"My teacher said the answer was X = 3, I disagree; it's time for a Browntown Showdown."
Browntown Showdown by bilky koors August 19, 2009

Mr. Brownstone 

Means Heroin and is also a famous song by Guns N Roses on their debut album "Appetite for Destruction". When they are saying "Dancing with Mr. Brownstone" it means they are "Shootin Heroin"
"We Been Dancin' with Mr. Brownstone
He's been knockin he won't leave me alone"

Dunkin blownuts

A bros way of referencing “Dunkin’ Donuts
Bro get me a girly ass pumpkin drink at dunkin blownuts”
Dunkin blownuts by chHAad February 7, 2021
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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