by akblumpkin May 8, 2010
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by gainesvilletim89 March 5, 2009
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Chad: Damn, Tim stepped up his blumpkin game!
Josh: how so?
Chad: he ate mexican food that day. That shit was fire water, aka Blumpkin Del Fuego!
Josh: how so?
Chad: he ate mexican food that day. That shit was fire water, aka Blumpkin Del Fuego!
by EmbraceTheSuck May 21, 2013
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by WX_esco April 30, 2014
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by high performance 5 December 1, 2011
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Gary and Bruce were both really excited to partake in the sensual act of a Double Upper Decker Double Reverse Blumpkin, but neither one had eaten a large enough meal to carry out the act.
by doubleupperdeckerdoublereverse October 13, 2019
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So happy for all the presents that Santa brought, Mrs. Smith decided to reward him with milk, cookies and a Mr. Hankey Blumpkin for his efforts.
by blumpkin.com April 25, 2011
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