shit bloke

The ulitmate of all devistators, "You are a Shit Bloke", you say it aggressively its harsher than cunt.

"Fucking shit bloke!"
"You are one shit bloke"
"Your a shit bloke sunshine"
"I haven't seen any shit blokes around except for you!"

Jack sold half a box of cigarettes for $20 to a drunk.

Tim yells at Jack "Boy! Your a Shit Bloke!"

by Timmey'O'Tewl February 2, 2004

bloke

British slang term referring to a male. It is a stereotype of a male - the 'man's man'.

I met a bloke in the pub who give me a great tip for the gee gees.

by aj phythian January 17, 2004

blokes

it is an Australian term 4 a male but it certainly does NOT mean he is drinking or that, that is all he does.
bloke is used in the same way as guy, man, boy, male.
it has NO particular reference other than denoting gender.
I AM AUSTRALIAN, I SPEAK FROM YRS OF EXPERIENCE

see that bloke over there he's got a .....
the bloke in the blue shirt is the 1 your looking 4.
that bloke in the corner is a dead set wanker.

by Glen February 6, 2005

bloke

Typically, "man" or "guy". It's origins are unknown, but it is unlikely to have come from the the Midlands in the UK, as suggested by one user. It is used commonly in the UK and Australia, although it has usage in Canada and the USA too.

It's earliest recorded usage was in Cab Calloway's 1931 recording 'Minnie The Moocher' where he sings "She messed around with a bloke named smokey, she loved him..." It has been used more frequently in Kanye West's collaboration with the UK's Estelle

1) I met a bloke in the pub
2) That bloke is pissed
3) Watch that bloke over there
4) That man's really blokey

by GillsMan May 20, 2008

bloke got back

Forget 'baby got back', which refers to a girl with a bigg ass. 'Bloke got back' means a man with a big butt.

Check out that dude walking down the beach. His butt's so big, he walks funny. Yo, bloke got back.

by hayes Benedict Thompson December 9, 2007

bloking

the act of going out into public in search of attractive males ("blokes"), with the intention of potentially meeting a suitable mate. The act is often conducted along with the consumption of alcohol.

Much as men may go "creeping" or "wenching" for young women, women may go bloking for young men.

I'm sure my ex is out there creeping for girls right now. I might as well get drunk and go bloking and see if I can get laid, too.

My friend and I went shopping and bought sexy new clothes, so we decided to dress up and go bloking that night.

by DQsomethingdifferent August 14, 2011

blokken

To get a blow job while your tokkin it up!

Last night I was at this rad party. Some drunk chick gave me a blokken!

by clozier May 19, 2009