quick off the blocks

to be aware, ready and alert

Come what may, she's quick off the blocks and ready to act.

by Chrisa Mark January 4, 2008

german blockade

When you "bust a nut" onto a person's eye while they are asleep, so when they wake up, their eye is blocked from dried semen.

"I'm going to give Billy a German Blockade when he's asleep, because he teabagged me"

by roflzorz November 18, 2007

cock blockus

When in a game of blockus you block another players move by using the cock shaped piece (upside down T). Also can be said any time you play the cock piece.

I had the game in the bag then Smitty went a cock blockus-ed my. What a shit head!

by rat killah June 17, 2009

bitch blockade

Similar to a cockblock, but involving females.
A girl can instigate a bitch blockade by ensuring that other girls don't go for the guy she's wheeling.

Girl 1-How dare you sit next to Esteban?
Girl 2 - Don't worry about it girl, I know you want it. I was just busting out the bitch blockade because that blonde across the table was eyeing him.
Girl 1 - Oh thanks sista.

by Edgar's #1 July 19, 2011

Wall of 69 Blocks

Bob’s Holy Wall. Bob the Almighty’s wall. HOLY. WALL. MUST CLIMB.

The Wall of 69 Blocks is straight ahead. NOW CLIMB IT.

by LegendaryWølf September 6, 2022

Blocksmath

Everything. Usually a place, but can be a thing, or sometimes a person. But that is not important, the important thing is that it is real, and has a definition.

"Dude, you should come to the Blocksmath for a pool party!"

or

"There is only one answer to your question: Blocksmath."

by teekay_aus August 6, 2008

Cocks on different blocks

Female equivalent of "Hoes in different area codes"

"Cassandra is such a skank"
"Yeah she has Cocks on different blocks"

by Thejobber August 31, 2012