pussy bloat

swelling of a woman‘s pubic mound.

“Irlene‘s tight britches sure showed her pussy bloat.”

by dukie808 March 17, 2008

Chipot-Bloat

any abnormal general swelling, or increase in diameter of the abdominal area following ingestion of large food quantities from a slightly elevated mexican fast food chain

Following a carnitas burrito, a quesadilla and two bags of limey-saltarrific chips, Joe Collegestudent rocket slam-dunked for the first time in his life before collapsing on his dorm bed with his girlfriend. The night turned south once his overwhelming flatulence and paralyzing chipot-bloat prevented him from advancing past first base.

by Dave-S March 29, 2011

frothy bloat

The act of licking ones semen off the anal opening of partner after ejaculation and adding a few extra thrusts to cause semen to become "frothy".

Don't move. I'm going in for a frothy bloat.

by Validus Draco April 30, 2006

bloat nut

the equivalent of a butt monkey, aka magnetic bloat nut, magical bloat nut, musical bloat nut... etc

Chris is a red hairy bloat nut.

by Adam Miller August 31, 2005

Murder She Bloat

A woman's period. Murder meaning: sever mood swings, irrational thinking, and random bickering. Bloat meaning: a literal widening of the waist and stomach regions.

Guy 1: Bro, why were your girlfriend's jeans unbuttoned and what was with her attitude?

Guy 2: Murder she bloat.

Guy 1: Oh, sorry.

by simplekindofman June 20, 2010

Facebook Bloat Syndrome

Facebook Bloat Syndrome (FbBS) was coined on 3/29/2011 and refers to the problem that 90% of Facebookers have: A friends list that is at least over 200 people which you only interact with maybe 10 of them. It's easy to friend people, look at their pictures and be done with it. Removing "friends" is easier than friending them but is rarely used.

Jack: I have a giant e-penis because I have 700 friends.

Jill: How many of those 700 have you interacted with over the last 6 weeks?

Jack: 2

Jill: I see you are suffering from a severe case of Facebook Bloat Syndrome.

by BoatGoy April 15, 2011

Bloated Cheeto Puff

An arrogant racist orange man who is now the president of the United States, a.k.a. Donald J. Trump.

Person A: Hey, you know who won the election?
Person B: Yeah, the Bloated Cheeto Puff.

by OfficerHaught November 13, 2016