When you jerk off but the release is harder and quicker than you expect so it gets all in your eyes and on your face.
by Pro-Win April 5, 2015
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"Man, I thought this site was done, but then the boss came in and demanded we change the font to pink. It now screams blinking kittens."
This page's purple background and weird icons just scream blinking kittens.
This page's purple background and weird icons just scream blinking kittens.
by Onisimos September 14, 2011
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by gafhh14 November 22, 2011
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The act of Blogging (while Drunk,) including details you probably wouldn't reveal if you were sober.
The act of Blogging (while Drunk,) including details you probably wouldn't reveal if you were sober.
Can you believe what Zero posted on the Jagged Spiral blog? He *must* have been blinking!
I always go back the next day and read my blog posts after a night of heavy blinking.
I always go back the next day and read my blog posts after a night of heavy blinking.
by Conrad Zero May 8, 2008
Get the Blinking mug.Normally a name used for Baptist Christians who hold an immensly strong belief in sex after marriage. They generally have massive foreheads and pointed noses and are often called "Binnington" while sitting on someone/sitting in someone's place. They also smell.
/Baptist sits on someone's legs
Person: "Get off me! D:"
Baptist: "No :D"
Person: "OMG UR SUCH A BINNINGTON >:C"
Person: "Get off me! D:"
Baptist: "No :D"
Person: "OMG UR SUCH A BINNINGTON >:C"
by JazmanTheGreat June 29, 2010
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John usually spent his Saturday afternoons blinging the bishop ready for an evening of mad debauchery...
by shane ye January 24, 2011
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