blifter

A rather large Spliff,that is so big,if you smoke it yourself,you wil die of over-stonation
Originally used by O.Parsons

Woah, that's a fuck-off spliff, it's a BLIFTER

by james donnelly May 28, 2005

Bliffy

A really badly made spliff filled with 90% tobacco and 10% weed, usually crafted by golden virginia lovers.

Matt: Hey ill roll a spliff now
John: No let me roll it, you make bliffys

by 420kingsmokedogg December 11, 2015

Blim

The emotion of being blissfully in love with someone but missing their presence around you while separated. Duel Bliss-Miss emotion mode.

After some hot, whisky soaked car sex I dropped her off at home and spent the afternoon in blim mode.

by Reiso September 7, 2019

blimey

Exclamation of shock or surprise, with a sense of understatement, irony or the inevitability of disappointment.

Often used in response to a setback or depressing news, with a hint of resignation in the face of life's hardships.

Colloquial British English. Also common in Australia and New Zealand.

Variation: Cor blimey.
Similar to crickey.

"Blimey! I never expected the Spanish Inquisition!"

"Blimey!", said with a look of sympathy, in response to a friend's outpouring of emotion after some terrible life crisis.

by not_saying November 8, 2012

Blimpus

A large, fat man who whines and moans about being obese, but does nothing about it.

James is such a Blimpus.

by Gollum May 28, 2006

to blimp

to put on prodigious weight; to become massively obese; to blow up (not explode)

At her wedding, the bride said, "As a condition for accepting this ring, I promise never to blimp on you."

She blimped herself into a trailer park elephant fart breath sow.

by Barney Vincelette October 17, 2007

BLIFARI

Acronym:

Blissfully free of any real information.

I have just read 200 pages of this manual, and I don't know any more than when I started. It's pretty BLIFARI.

by Anonymous July 31, 2003