bless my pipe/phone

bless my phone basically means to send someone a naked picture of yourself so they can enjoy it for their entertainment.

Ayyy, did you hear?, Starrkeisha bless my pipe/phone with some naked pictures,videos , and mirror pics.

by tcyoungfly2005 April 8, 2020

cheeky bevs

Beverages, typically alcoholic in nature, consumed by cheeky lads and/or fish

We absolutely downed some cheeky bevs on our way to the club last night. Lads-y if I do say so myself

by fish1842 March 10, 2022

Bless Me

A term used when you sneeze and nobody says, "bless you," resulting in the sneezer requiring to bless themselves.

Jesse: "ACHOO!"
Everyone else: .... Silence.....
Jesse: ..... Fine. Bless me. Thanks everyone.

by Iamtired543445 May 19, 2013

Good Morning and God Bless

A morning ritual where you eat breakfast and drink your coffee in the bathroom whilst taking a shit.

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom
Ethan: GOOD MORNING AND GOD BLESS

by olliedidthis May 23, 2018

bevs

beverages, usually of the alcohol variety

I could really go for some snacks and bevs right now

by alw24 February 4, 2012

God bless you God

This is a humorous way to be thankful for the positives of nature, summer rain, love...

God bless you God, for sending each man a woman!

by I, Wreckerrr January 25, 2021

Bless your heart

1. This is a term used by the people of the southern United States particularly near the Gulf of Mexico to express to someone that they are an idiot without saying such harsh words.

2. "You are an idiot but I like you and care about you so I dont want to hurt your feelings."

Little Billy: I am 6 years old (only holds up 4 fingers)
Scarlet: Oh honey, bless your heart, but that's only 4 fingers.
Little Billy tries again: I am 6 years old (this time holds up the same 4 fingers and 4 more on the other hand)
Scarlet: Child....Bless you and your momma's heart.

by BigJason March 5, 2009