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Sepp Blatter

The dumbass that is president of FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association). He is as smart as your 5 year old sister. He thinks that video replay is unneccasary. Try to imagine the NFL without instant replay or tennis without being able to stop and make sure that the refferee was right.
Jason: Damnit the reffere is not calling this game right!

Alex: I know, he is such a Sepp Blatter.
by CHELSEAFC4life August 22, 2011
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Buttered Waffle

Fucking a chick who's face is pressed up against a chain link fence, then cumming on her face.
Jenna's face looks like a slippery chess board after I gave her a buttered waffle.
by AddictedToVaginalSkin May 9, 2009
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battered horn

A sore weenie from a long night of continuous intercourse
I'm nervous to go for a round three because I've already got a battered horn
by Chieflonghorn February 28, 2018
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Buttered Glizzy

A buttered glizzy is a hot dog that has been microwaved and then rolled in butter. It is the only food source of the popular twitch streamer Lutano.
"When buttered glizzy tutorial?". "Even the Queen of England didn't live long enough to witness the buttered glizzy tutorial"
by Zajmerman September 15, 2022
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c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy)

When a woman's genitals become raw, sore, inflamed (and may even bleed) from too much vigorous sexual activity.
I've got c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy), we can't have any more sex for a couple of days.
by ydontubendoverandillshowu April 30, 2008
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the battered shrimp

while having sex on the beach the man will pull his penis out rub it in the sand and then go back to fucking her with his sandy penis. possibly making a pearl.
it was our anniversary and he surprised me with the battered shrimp. i did not like it. i hate the beach.
by ear21 May 16, 2010
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battered cod

battered cod: the state often mistaken for a conventional hangover, whilst actually being accredited to a full night of call of duty
did craig make it to lectures today??
fuck that you baby killer, he's a battered cod today.
by monkey mangaler October 19, 2009
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