Clathered

When one is getting their cheeks clapped and gathered at the same time

Person #1 “Bro she left us to get her cheeks clapped and gathered.”
Person #2 “Don’t you mean clathered.”

by digbickdee May 24, 2020

corn-battered hotdog

A sexual act that involves vomiting on a dick during a blowjob.

The blowjob was fantastic until she gave me a corn-battered hotdog.

by SavageSkittles January 11, 2017

cannae be bothered

Scottish means of saying "I can't be bothered". Commonly said when something goes wrong or when you just can't face doing something, or just as a standalone phrase. Bothered is pronounced " bo urt".

Mark: Can you clean the toilet for me

Brian:A Cannae be bothered!

Or

Nick: *car breaks down* a cannae be bothered.

by Plastic_Duck January 29, 2016

battered

like owned but for use in the real world

guy 1 whacks guy 2 around the head with a rolled up piece of paper)

guy 3: ha! battered

by Valarafon June 22, 2004

hot and bothered

1. aroused, especially sexually

2. angry, indignant, irritated

That really made him hot and bothered. Hope he doesn't do anything stupid.

by The Return of Light Joker September 26, 2009

big brothered

when a person was a nobody, got on tv & thought they were a celabrity & really they were still a nobody!!!

The Craig, Jade Goody, Nasty Nick etc etc...

by knerstie fnerstie June 25, 2004

Beer Battered

Adj.
1. Woman exhibiting symptoms resulting from repeated physical and emotional injury by her intoxicated spouse who drinks alcohol to excess habitually.

2. A womans red, puffy, and swollen vagina after a night of rough drunk sex. Also known as a "Puffy Taco"

Women and Seafood are both best when they have been beer battered.

by David From Austin October 1, 2007