Blackberry

A cellular device that not only becomes addicting, but takes over a owner's life and makes them feel as if they can not live without one.

Fuck, I forgot my Blackberry at home. I'll be right back, let me go get it.

by Sofafuckinggenius February 18, 2010

Blackberry

A mobile phone that is an absolute waste of £200. Blackberry App World is about a tenth of the size of the Android or Apple store. The apps themselves are not very good either. The camera is a bit rubbish and they are too complicated to use.

Person 1: I just got myself stuck into a two year contract on a Blackberry without realising how shit it is

Person 2: Wow, you are such an idiot.

by dave1234567890grandma April 16, 2012

welfare blackberry

One who possesses no job or other means of income but still has an expensive mobile phone plan. Inevitably this phone plan is funded by welfare benefits.

"Shoot man, your cousin's smart phone is phat! How can she afford that with all those mouths to feed?"

"She uses her government check for that--it's her welfare blackberry."

by dn41360 July 8, 2009

BlackBarrel

To run into someone in a moment of BlackBerry blindness while walking and looking down at your BlackBerry, iPhone, or other handheld device.

I was walking down the hall in my cubicle farm, and this workaholic PDA-hole nearly BlackBarreled right into me.

by Goofy Lawyer November 30, 2009

BlacKat

BlacKat is definitely the hottest guy in our grade. Also can be defined as a smooth move.

Now don't let George W. Bush pull a blackat on you.

Woah man, I like that BlacKat you pulled on that hot chick!

by BlacKat--I mean Stefanie March 10, 2003

Blackarrier

Any object or hands used to cover ones face from being infected by germs while talking to another individual. The object or form of the hands is used during the course of the conversation.

Harry, why are you holding that napkin in front of your face?
Its my Blackarrier because of Nick.

by Josh Holla February 25, 2008

Blackberryable

The act of being available via Blackberry at anytime.

She was blackberryable, as I heard her Blackberry ringtone, Molly, go off all day.

by Melis' January 10, 2012