pending for a bending

adj. - qualitative statement used to express the idea that one is about to, or is close to being subject to, be abused or beaten for an offense deemed punishable by the speaker.

Flexo just stole you wallet, Bender.
He's pending for a bending!

by ragingbender September 23, 2010

binging

the bing version of googling.

He has binging for his school project.

by pancake king June 11, 2020

bendinghenning

While you are being doggie styled and your partner takes out a rubber chicken and bends it to a shape so that it can just fit up your ass and your partner full throttles it in. BATTER UP!!!!!!!!!

Dude, I gave my bitch a bendinghenning. Sad thing is she left me right after that.

by Johnny Mcnugget October 24, 2009

Blinding Python

When a guy ejaculates his load into a girls eyes, therefore impairing her vision making her blind. Making the male genitalia the "blinding python". And if lucky, the girl will squirm around like a python, therefore giving the name two different meanings.

Steve : So why did that girl have to go to the hospital last night?
Jim : Oh, I gave her the ol' blinding python!
Steve : No way! EXTREME!

by that engel guy March 21, 2012

ego-bending

1. An insult/comeback that can humiliate the most big-headed dumb asses.

2. An action or statement that utterly embarrasses the doer or sayer.

1. Prometheus: You are to me as a swarm of ants to a pubic mound!

Bob: Touche! That was ego-bending...

2. In biology: "Masticate?! Are you serious?! HAHAHA!"

by sevenlayercookie October 25, 2009

Matrix Bending

The act of moving the hands, head and the full body in a fever pitch, so quickly that it appears to bend the matrix around you.

Darin moved his hands and body so quickly, while explaining something, his motions were matrix bending.

by @24k October 26, 2010

troll bidding

The act of bidding on a item either at a live auction or online to the point where you get someone leave someone with a high price to pay by opting out at a certain point.

I went on ebay to do some troll bidding because the other bidders piss me off by outbidding me all the time. I'll just leave them with a high price to pay.

by bipolarking August 19, 2014