ego-bending

1. An insult/comeback that can humiliate the most big-headed dumb asses.

2. An action or statement that utterly embarrasses the doer or sayer.

1. Prometheus: You are to me as a swarm of ants to a pubic mound!

Bob: Touche! That was ego-bending...

2. In biology: "Masticate?! Are you serious?! HAHAHA!"

by sevenlayercookie October 25, 2009

terminally retarded

A person who is so retarded that it will most likely end in his/her own death.

Bob: That guy just answered an iron instead of his phone.

Prometheus: What a dumbass!

Bob: I would just die if I were terminally retarded...

by sevenlayercookie October 09, 2009