Bible boner

When a member of the Christian faith is impressed with another Christian.

Wow, Pastor Greg really enjoys platonic company with Tiffany, I think he has a full-blown bible boner!

by Rotten Apple A&E November 23, 2018

bible of gayness

The bible that describes all gay actions and all the ways to find a gay man. It also teaches you how to be gay. People often says its gay to read this bible, but it is still a great idea when you are gay and you don't know how to find people like you.

Hey man wanna read the bible of gayness?
Sure!

by Dieu Poulet January 13, 2021

BIFL

Buy It For Life: something that's meant to last; not disposable

Him: I'm tired of replacing my cheap tools all the time.

Her: Get quality BIFL tools that won't break so easily.

by biffled February 22, 2013

Fecal Bifeciation

The act of defecating onto any clean surface, and then returning the feces back into the bowels. Then, the act of shitting it back out. Can be repeated as necessary.

Today, I shit in class, and had to use fecal bifeciation to hide the evidence.

by BC September 3, 2003

biflexible

bi(sexual) + flexible

A person who isn't necessarily bisexual, but has its tendencies.

I'm am biflexible.

by Fili April 19, 2004

junior hockey bible

Not just a glorious book, but a frame of mind: www.juniorhockeybible.com, will explain itself. Every term a hockey player must acquire into his vocabulary. This one's for the guys...girls stay out!

The Junior Hockey Bible enlighten those ignorant to what the sport really represents.

by Andrew January 20, 2004

Bible

That book that gets people kicked out of the library for putting it in the fiction section.

Sorry I can't go to the library today, I got kicked out for putting the Bible into the fiction section.

by The Final Facade November 23, 2014