bestiality

Sexual intercourse between a human being and a lower animal, particularly the hominid subspecies represented by ultra-conservative Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum.

Tom awoke to a pounding headache and the foul aftertaste of whiskey in his mouth, but it was not until he risked a glance behind at his snoring bedmate that he began to grasp the appalling extent of the previous night's debauch: not only was Tom now "spooning" with the Senate's most vocal homophobe, but he had engaged in an act of bestiality with same.

by Marleen L October 27, 2006

Mythical Beastiality

When a human engages in sexual intercourse with a mythical beast.

Cthulhu was giving ten hand jobs at once, but didn't consider it Mythical Beastiality, because there was no penetration.

by G.T. Collins November 23, 2009

Bestiality Deflection

The slippery slope fallacy that gay marriage will lead to marriage between humans and animals. Used by rightwing bigots who are frequently self-loathing repressed homosexuals. Notable users of this argument include Senator Rick Santorum and assorted dumbasses at the Drudge Retort.

If you allow gay marriage, the next thing will be marriage between a man and a horse!

by DKIA May 15, 2005

beastiality

Fornication between a human and another type of species.

Mark: Oh gross Jeff's into beastiality!!!
Jeff: What? beatiality's mellow?

by smithmike September 25, 2008

thot brutality

When a thot curves you and screenshots your conversation for the public to see your valiant efforts in getting pussy.

Person 1: Yo, that thot you were DMing last night screenshotted your convo and posted it for the gram.
Person 2: THOT BRUTALITY!

by Chupa January 2, 2016

police brutality

An accusation of wrong doing leveled toward police officers(usually used in concoction with accusations of racism by blacks)

When officers of the law stop criminals from doing some crime. Or attempt to arrest them for a former criminal act. They then run and resist arrest. And the officers are forced to beat them into submission.

Police brutality is blacks wet dream. If you weren't doing what you are doing you wouldn't have the police stopping you in the first place

by rapsucks1738 December 24, 2006

bestiality

Fucking wierd. (liteally)
Sex between humans and animals. Just wrong, illegal in most countrys.

she decided to try out bestiality and bent over infront of her dog.

by BoredGuy101 March 16, 2009