fanny blaster

(British) A very large penis able to blast fannies into the middle of next week.

I can barely walk after last night! The guy I picked up had a right fanny blaster on him!

by Honeybunny99 February 20, 2017

peepee blaster

Term for your dick if it's capable of blasting over 30 gallons of semen at over 300 mph during ejaculation. Can also be used as a defense mechanism.

During sex with my girl, I accidentally used my peepee blaster and now she's stuck to the ceiling, dead. It's been a week and she hasn't fallen down yet.

I was walking down a dark alley when I got robbed. Little did he know that I had my peepee blaster on full charge.

by gay is bad June 6, 2018

Gooch Blaster

The act of apply excessive pressure to the area between an asshole and genitalia.

Ex) Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'll be too busy giving my girlfriend a gooch blaster.

by davrimeh October 8, 2018

Baby Blaster

Gun that Blast baby with 1 shot

Man i used my baby blaster to shoot that fucker in the tummy

by Yeerrrrr October 1, 2021

Berry Blaster

Where a fine young stud finds a lovely piece of meat and proceeds to put his nose on her clit and place his hard tongue inside the vag, while doing a motorboat like motion to it. Causing an ultimate orgasm and possible squirtation.

Mimi Keene: You wouldn’t believe what happened to me last night, I finally got Berry blasted by the ultimate blaster Ethan Berry!!

Megan Fox: I’m so jealous I’ve been waiting for the Berry Blaster my whole life!

by Jenny got Blasted January 10, 2022

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is described by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy as the best drink in existence. It was invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, and is said that the effect is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

'Listen,' said Roosta urgently. 'You can kill a man, destroy his body, break his spirit, but only the effects of the Total Perspective Vortex can annihilate a man's soul! The tratment lasts seconds, but the effects last the rest of your life!'
"You ever had a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?" asked Zaphod sharply.
'This is worse.'
"Phreeow!" admitted Zaphod, much impressed.

by Catricious June 19, 2011

Houston Hump Blaster

A Hump Blaster is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place a small hole into their partner's scalp, then release their bowels blasting it into the hole created with a high pressure stream of shit. This forces the skin of the scalp to raise creating the appearance of a large hump that will draw attention.

Dude 1 : Whats wrong with your head?

Dude 2: The boss gave me a Houston Hump Blaster this morning.

by ButButButButIknow January 17, 2019